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Pondering the meaning of life

I'm the guy you mother warned you about, sarcastic, sick humor, love to have fun in and out of the bedroom. 50% crazy, 50% mentally deranged.

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Appearance

EthnicityMixed Race
National heritageGerman
BuildA few extra pounds
Height183 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairMoustache
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s), Strategically placed tattoo
Health ConditionNo special condition
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusSeparated
Has childrenChildren don't live with me
Wants to RelocateYes
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates
SpecialtyAdministrative / Management
Job TitleJack of all trades, master of none

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Great skills, Sensitivity, Boldness, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Thoughtfulness, Passiveness
My perfect matchSelf sufficient, respectful, honest, trustworthy, passionate and kinky with a dash of freaky
Our first dateMeeting face to face, I hate that online shit

Sexual Activities

Most partners at once:Threesome M/F/F
Night life:Regular Bars, Movies, Munches, Don't like going out

Sexual Interests

CybersexNo, I need the real thing
Oral Sex isMy favorite
Anal sex isGreat with the right partner
Sex toys:Clitoral stimulator, Cock ring
Size matterNo, Not at all
"Off Limits":My ass is exit only